True, isn't it?

A well-worn ten rupees note and a similarly distressed thousand rupees note arrived at Reserve Bank of India to be retired. As they moved along the conveyor belt to be burned, they struck up a conversation.

The thousand rupees note reminisced about its travels all over the county. "I've had a pretty good life," the thousand proclaimed. "Why I've been to Goa and Ooty, the finest restaurants in Mumbai, dance bars all over and even on a cruise."

"Wow!" said the ten rupees note. "You've really had an exciting life!"

"So tell me," says the thousand, "where have you been throughout your lifetime?"

The ten rupees note replies, "Oh, I've been to the Ganesha Temple, the Hanuman temple, the Sai Baba temple...."

No, seriously?

Mr. Goldblatt," announced little Joey, "there's somethin' I can't figger out." "What's that Joey?" asked Goldblatt.

"Well accordin' to the Bible, the Children of Israel crossed the Red Sea, right?"


"An' the Children of Israel beat up the Phillistines, right?"


"An' the Children of Israel built the Temple, right?"

"Again you're right."

"An' the Children of Israel fought the 'gyptians, an' the Children of Israel fought the Romans, an' the Children of Israel wuz always doin' somethin' important, right?"

"All that is right, too," agreed Goldblatt. "So what's your question?"

"What I wanna know is this," demanded Joey. "What wuz all the grown-ups doing?"


At a Wednesday evening church meeting a very wealthy man rose to give his testimony.

"I'm a millionaire," he said, "and I attribute it all to the rich blessings of God in my life. I can still remember the turning point in my faith, like it was yesterday:

"I had just earned my first dollar and I went to a church meeting that night. The speaker was a missionary who told about his work. I knew that I only had a dollar bill and had to either give it all to God's work or nothing at all. So at that moment I decided to give my whole dollar to God. I believe that God blessed that decision, and that is why I am a rich man today."

As he finished it was clear that everyone had been moved by this man's story. But, as he took his seat, a little old lady sitting in the same pew leaned over and said: "Wonderful story! I dare you to do it again!"

Unbelievable David beckham 3 balls into a trash can!!

Is this real? I dont know.
Is it amazing? Yes sir.

Would you succumb??

This is a classic. 100% recommended by me.

If you share a house..

While your roommate is out, glue your shoes to the ceiling.

When your roommate walks in, sit on the floor, hold your head and moan.

You and I are guilty of this

‎"Too often we enjoy the comfort of opinion without the discomfort of thought"
- John F. Kennedy

Things People Do

My friend Neha Mukherjee cheered herself up by putting a "No U-turn" sign on a dead-end street...

Two sides of Patience

Patience is something you admire in the driver behind you and hate in the one ahead

Sachin-Kumble, Funny running

Some people just dont know how its done! Haha

The Cesc Fabregas Show

A few years old now but an awesome ad all the same. What Cesc Fabregas wants, Cesc Fabregas gets!!

Finding Water

Evolution at it's best

The Voca People

I would have called them "The Jumping Condoms"

Unbelievable talent, all the same :)

The Monkey Who Ate Everything

A man walks into a bar with his pet monkey.

He sits down at the bar to have a drink when the bartender screams,

“Did you see what your Monkey just did?”

The Evil Hitch-Hiker

A man stood on the side of the road hitch hiking on a very dark night in the middle of a storm. The night was rolling and no cars passed. The storm was so strong, he could hardly see a few feet ahead of him. Suddenly he saw a car come towards him and stop.

The guy, without thinking about it, got in the car and closed the door only to realize that nobody was behind the wheel. The car started slowly. The guy looked at the road and saw a curve coming his way.

Scared, he started praying, and begged for his life. He hadn’t come out of shock, when just before he hit the curve, a hand appeared through the window and moved the wheel. The guy, paralyzed in terror, watched how the hand appeared every time before a curve.

“When a woman tries on clothing from her closet that feels tight, she will assume she has gained weight. When a man tries something from his closet that feels tight, he will assume the clothing has shrunk."
I think that there is no way to gracefully recover after waving to somebody who was actually waving to the person behind you...
My Mallu friend from Kerala and I decided to have a moustache growing contest. She won.
The one thing that's wayyy worse than an awkward silence, is when that silence is broken by an awkward "Soooo anyways....."
ICC: It's all PCB's fault!
PCB: It's BCCI's fault!
BCCI: It's all Lalit Modi's fault!
Lalit Modi: This fault is brought to you by MicroMax.
Yes, Internet Explorer, you go right ahead and display the non-secure items...I too like to live dangerously.
I hate it when I sing along with the radio and the damn artists messes up the words.
My friend Hemant Baid used to have a lot of pimples.

One day he fell asleep in the library and woke up to find a blind man was reading his face.
My friend Rahul Titus found a really nice concept where people are naming the food they keep in the fridge. Yesterday he ate a yoghurt called "Debbie"
Thank you for buying "Justin Bieber: My World 2.0"

People who bought this product also bought: "Vaseline"
Hemant Baid (to teacher): I dont think I deserve the 0 you gave me on the test

Teacher: Neither do I..but thats the lowest I could give
Sonam Khetan, Guncha Sharma and Sucheta Mittra called and asked me to help with a jigsaw puzzle.

I asked "What's it supposed to be when it's finished?"

"According to the picture on the box, a tiger."

I went over, studied the pieces for a moment, looked at the box, turned to them and said,
"We can never make this tiger. Let's have a cup of coffee and then" I sighed, "put all these Frosted Flakes back in the box."
I stop my microwave at 1 second...just to feel like a bomb diffuser
My friend is the merchandise manager for Manchester United Football Club.

They had some shirts made but it turned out the printer was dyslexic.

The shirts were printed with F U M C across the front.
They can't believe it, but they've sold thousands...
My friend Siddharth Agarwal lip syncs his farts. So it looks like he only burped.
thinks that people who investigate strange noises in horror movies deserve to die.
Some people have a way with words,others not have way.
Not many people knew that Albert Einstien had a brother that an evil scientist used to experiment on.His name was Frank Einstien.
I'm such a lousy cook.....I can't even boil toast :(
All I want for Christmas is an electronic gadget that won't be obsolete by New Year's
I saw on the news:
'Parachute team die in plane crash'
Couldn't they just have jumped out?
a clean house is the sign of a misspent life
Everything is easier said then done. Except for talking......that's about the same.
Confession is good for your soul but bad for your career
I hope I'm the last guy on earth, I wanna see if all these women have been lying to me.
How to break up with someone:
"Darling I think you're being followed"
"Because I've been seeing people behind your back"
Rahul Titus avoids "online dating sites" because they match you up with people who share your interests..and he doesn’t want to go out with a weirdo...
Next time you go to a restaurant and ask for a Coke
If the waiter asks "Is Pepsi ok?"
you should reply "Is Monopoly money ok?"
Fool people into thinking you have a social life by going offline for a few hours..
I have decided to produce and sell an alcoholic drink called "Responsibly"

And all the other drinks makers will be advertising for me on their cans with the slogan "please drink Responsibly"
Prapti Doshi is still angry at me cause I called her fat last month....well you know what they say: Elephants never forget
I feel about airplanes the way I feel about diets. It seems to me that they are wonderful things for other people to go on.
Both, politicians and diapers, need to be changed often. And for the same reason.
Another name for "balloon" is "bad breath holder"
Vishesh Jayawant has the heart of a lion and a lifetime ban from the Bannerghatta zoo

And we are up!

Andddddd we're up!
A few months after my BCom is over and after a lot of hours into researching how I could make my site interesting, I think I have hit upon it!

Looking at how much time I spend on the internet, I’m looking at making this site more of a compilation of the most interesting things I come across.

Add to that, things I do and think and come up with and we have a winner! A fun website!

Therein we arrive at the name THINGS I THINK - simply because everything that comes up on this page is something I have thought about for sometime atleast :)
(Please do not try to abbreviate the name of the blog. It will be hazardous to its publicity haha)

The first thing I’m thinking right now is that website building is too complicated for the average user! The parameters and the specifications, the settings and the technicalities should all be simplified by the super geniuses for us lower mortals. More like a drag and drop.

If you turned up at my site expecting my professional profile/portfolio and such: sorry! I’m too cool for all that..ha!



Welcome to my blog!!

There's tonnes I have planned for this page.

Maybe I'll get down to it as soon as I'm done with B.Com...can you believe that thats what stresses me out the most?! :O

Watch this space,

And now that you're here anyway:

I thought I'd give you something interesting to read. It's an anecdote sourced from Readers Digest. Here you go:

One day I met a sweet gentleman and fell in love. When it became apparent that we would marry, I made the supreme sacrifice and gave up eating beans. Some months later, on my birthday, my car broke down on the way home from work. Since I lived in the countryside I called my husband and told him that I would be late because I had to walk home. On my way, I passed by a small diner and the odour of baked beans was more than I could stand. With miles to walk, I figured that I would walk off any ill effects by the time I reached home, so I stopped at the dinner and before I knew it, I had consumed three large orders of baked beans. All the way home, I made sure that I released all the gas. Upon my arrival, my husband seemed excited to see me and exclaimed delightedly:
'Darling I have a surprise for dinner tonight.' He then blindfolded me and led me to my chair at the dinner table. I took a seat and just as he was about to remove my blindfold, the telephone rang. He made me promise not to touch the blindfold until he returned and went to answer the call. The baked beans I had consumed were still affecting me and the pressure was becoming most unbearable, so while my husband was out of the room I seized the opportunity, shifted my weight to one leg and let one go. It was not only loud, but it smelled like a fertilizer truck running over a skunk in front of a pulpwood mill.
I took my napkin from my lap and fanned the air around me vigorously. Then, shifting to the other cheek, I ripped off three more. The stink was worse than stinking cabbage. Keeping my ears carefully tuned to the conversation in the other room, I went on like this for another few minutes. The pleasure was indescribable. When eventually the telephone farewells signaled the end of my freedom, I quickly fanned the air a few more times with my napkin, placed it on my lap and folded my hands back on it feeling very relieved and pleased with myself. 
My face must have been the picture of innocence when my husband returned, apologizing for taking so long.
He asked me if I had peeked through the blindfold, and I assured him I had not. 
At this point, he removed the blindfold, and twelve dinner guests seated around the table chorused: 
'Happy Birthday!'!! I nearly died!!!
The site is going to have tonnes of fun stuff so keep checking here...