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My friend Neha's luck is so bad...if she escaped a burning building alive, she would most probably get hit by a fire truck!

True, isn't it?

A well-worn ten rupees note and a similarly distressed thousand rupees note arrived at Reserve Bank of India to be retired. As they moved along the conveyor belt to be burned, they struck up a conversation.

The thousand rupees note reminisced about its travels all over the county. "I've had a pretty good life," the thousand proclaimed. "Why I've been to Goa and Ooty, the finest restaurants in Mumbai, dance bars all over and even on a cruise."

"Wow!" said the ten rupees note. "You've really had an exciting life!"

"So tell me," says the thousand, "where have you been throughout your lifetime?"

The ten rupees note replies, "Oh, I've been to the Ganesha Temple, the Hanuman temple, the Sai Baba temple...."

No, seriously?

Mr. Goldblatt," announced little Joey, "there's somethin' I can't figger out." "What's that Joey?" asked Goldblatt.

"Well accordin' to the Bible, the Children of Israel crossed the Red Sea, right?"

"Right."

"An' the Children of Israel beat up the Phillistines, right?"

"Er--right."

"An' the Children of Israel built the Temple, right?"

"Again you're right."

"An' the Children of Israel fought the 'gyptians, an' the Children of Israel fought the Romans, an' the Children of Israel wuz always doin' somethin' important, right?"

"All that is right, too," agreed Goldblatt. "So what's your question?"

"What I wanna know is this," demanded Joey. "What wuz all the grown-ups doing?"

Dare

At a Wednesday evening church meeting a very wealthy man rose to give his testimony.

"I'm a millionaire," he said, "and I attribute it all to the rich blessings of God in my life. I can still remember the turning point in my faith, like it was yesterday:

"I had just earned my first dollar and I went to a church meeting that night. The speaker was a missionary who told about his work. I knew that I only had a dollar bill and had to either give it all to God's work or nothing at all. So at that moment I decided to give my whole dollar to God. I believe that God blessed that decision, and that is why I am a rich man today."

As he finished it was clear that everyone had been moved by this man's story. But, as he took his seat, a little old lady sitting in the same pew leaned over and said: "Wonderful story! I dare you to do it again!"

Unbelievable David beckham 3 balls into a trash can!!

Is this real? I dont know.
Is it amazing? Yes sir.

Would you succumb??

This is a classic. 100% recommended by me.

If you share a house..

While your roommate is out, glue your shoes to the ceiling.

When your roommate walks in, sit on the floor, hold your head and moan.

You and I are guilty of this

‎"Too often we enjoy the comfort of opinion without the discomfort of thought"
- John F. Kennedy

Things People Do

My friend Neha Mukherjee cheered herself up by putting a "No U-turn" sign on a dead-end street...

Two sides of Patience

Patience is something you admire in the driver behind you and hate in the one ahead

Sachin-Kumble, Funny running

Some people just dont know how its done! Haha

The Cesc Fabregas Show

A few years old now but an awesome ad all the same. What Cesc Fabregas wants, Cesc Fabregas gets!!


Finding Water

Evolution at it's best

The Voca People

I would have called them "The Jumping Condoms"

Unbelievable talent, all the same :)

The Monkey Who Ate Everything

A man walks into a bar with his pet monkey.


He sits down at the bar to have a drink when the bartender screams,


“Did you see what your Monkey just did?”

The Evil Hitch-Hiker

A man stood on the side of the road hitch hiking on a very dark night in the middle of a storm. The night was rolling and no cars passed. The storm was so strong, he could hardly see a few feet ahead of him. Suddenly he saw a car come towards him and stop.

The guy, without thinking about it, got in the car and closed the door only to realize that nobody was behind the wheel. The car started slowly. The guy looked at the road and saw a curve coming his way.

Scared, he started praying, and begged for his life. He hadn’t come out of shock, when just before he hit the curve, a hand appeared through the window and moved the wheel. The guy, paralyzed in terror, watched how the hand appeared every time before a curve.